 | Lyrics: Heard the news about the scare in the underwear Population's getting thin, forget the bomb, its carnal sin, yeah Marriage up, divorce is down, no one wants to fuck around Save the rose, reject romance, Micky Mouse don't drop his pants Now to sexual relations better take a wife Now that sex is death, better lead a boring life No time for social kissing, you'll hardly raise a smile When you think what you'll be missing, iron undies back in style Now where did it start and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No no, nooo! Seems like only yesterday, cocaine and ecstasy Run around and jump on anything you see A marriage of convenience, saw a doctor went abroad Saved up a few pennies, ran the wheelchair down to Lourdes Now handsome is as handsome does and I did it everywhere Before the current era I didn't have a care Bloodstream destination, megavitamin therapy Artificial insemination, DIY vasectomy, oh! Spaceman, junk food Dallas, the 20th century Two World Wars, a Great Depression, this must be Germ War III Now where did it start and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No no, nooo! No need for alimony 'cause no one wants to split Leisure times a gamble, but jogging keeps you fit Now I packed my bags for China, join the yellow race Nostradamus had a theory, they're inheriting ... |